Your 'Don't Hate Masturbate' delivery details

At Don't Hate Masturbate, we believe getting your awesome gear should be as smooth as silk. Discover how we ship your order, when you can expect it, and our straightforward process for returns and exchanges. We're here to make sure you're happy with every single product.

Shipping your good vibes

We proudly ship all 'Don't Hate Masturbate' products using USPS Ground Advantage. This reliable service ensures your order arrives safely and includes tracking information so you can follow its journey right to your doorstep. Plus, every shipment comes with $100 insurance for extra peace of mind.

When will your swag arrive?

Once your tracking information is sent to your email, you can expect your awesome t-shirt or hat to arrive within 2–5 business days. We work hard to get your order processed and out the door quickly so you can start spreading the Don't Hate Masturbate message as soon as possible!

Hassle-free returns & exchanges

We want you to love your Don't Hate Masturbate gear. If you need to return or exchange an item for a different size, please contact us within 48 hours of receiving your product. To be eligible for a return or exchange, items must be unworn, unwashed, and free of any stains or damage. We cannot honor returns for products that do not meet these conditions.